Each year our second grade does a "wax museum" in which the kids choose a famous person that they want to portray. They are supposed to memorize a 30 second script about their person and then repeat it each time someone pushes their "button". Tyler chose to be NBA player Kyle Korver (mostly because I suggested it would be an easy costume since all he would have to do is throw on a jersey and hold a basketball). We made his poster and then I told him we would work on his script right after I finished
writing my report and making my poster about giraffes helping Ryan with his giraffe report.
Well, Tyler decided that I was taking too long and decided to write his own script. It goes like this:
My name is Kyle Korver. I am very tall. I am the best basketball player in the world. I have brown hair and tan skin.....
Ha ha ha. That last part cracks me up. Anyway, I told him that we should probably google him and maybe find out some things that were a little more factual.
And so we did.
And Tyler did a great job in the wax museum.